Q:What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A:Attire!

Q:If your American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

A:European

Dad Joke...Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!

Dad Joke...A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!

Q:There are two cats, one is French and the other is English.  The French cats name is Un Deux Trois and the English cats name is One Two Three. Both cats think they are better than the other.  To determine who is better they have a swimming contest, who wins and why?

A: English, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!  (Un Deux Trois cat sank)

Q:What kind of Bull doesn't have any horns?

A:A Bull Frog

Q:What do you get if you cross a angry sheep and a moody cow?

A: An animal that is in a BaaaaaaaD Moooooood!